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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

They put up a sign reading

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How the Brain Actively Removes Unwanted Memories - Neuroscience News

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

So they tried

Why do nearly all of the answers on Quora have “read more” and when I click on it, I get a virus warning every time? Has anyone else had this happen?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Just Forget it!

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!